The Bull's Eye


Superiorly Satirical: Summer school

Josh Chou, Editor-In-Chief

June 14, 2020

Everyday I strive to tell myself that I’m unique, I’m special and I deserve attention because my problems aren’t like anyone else's. So, of course, it was no surprise to find a personally addressed letter on my doorste...

Satire: Crazy shopping

Victoria Artale, Sports Editor

April 13, 2020

The bag boy at Albertsons said that the milk delivery man will be here at seven o'clock sharp this morning. It’s three a.m., and I’m outside the store with my mask, gloves and an urge to push everyone who gets in my way.  ...