Ryan Kung, Staff Writer
Pronouns: He/Him
Years on staff: 2
Birthdate: 8/15/2005
Social Media: @ryankungfu
Life Motto: never forget who u are
Unique thing about yourself: im blind
Most trivial hot take: LEBRON JAMES IS THE GOAT
Favorite superpower: femininity
Celebrity crush: Playboi carti
Dream job: carti's slave
Job you would be terrible at: competitive eater
Favorite movie/show/etc: Overflow
Favorite artist/genre/song/album: Milk - Sweet Trip
Something you're proud of but never get a chance to talk about: I am proud of my knowledge of obscure japanese art
Most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you: got caught peeing in public
