The Bull's Eye

Halloween candy review

Halloween candy review

October 30, 2016

Divided States

Stuart Kusdono, Asst. Opinion Editor

October 12, 2016

Filed under OPINION, Satire

It is a miserable sight to see endless bickering between two uncompromising political parties, true debate in Washington reduced to ad-hominem attacks. Consequently, a frustrating stalemate is effected, a state in which lawmaking is i...

Seriously Satirical: Hillary Clinton

Brian Chang, Asst. News Editor

March 16, 2016

Filed under OPINION, Satire

’m a 35-year-old white liberal woman, and as more and more candidates drop out of the race to become the most powerful leader in the world, I find myself ardently hoping for the one and only female still standing to win. Hi...

Satire: Dress Code

Ingrid Chan, Staff Writer

February 24, 2016

Filed under OPINION, Satire

There are not enough words to describe how grateful I am for the safety that our school dress code guarantees us. Exposed midriffs and bare shoulders should be the least of our worries when the use of hoods, hats, and beanies...

Seriously Satirical: Donald Trump

Seriously Satirical: Donald Trump

Michelle Ki, Feature Editor

September 16, 2015

Filed under OPINION, Satire